Mourning in America

Cafe Owner's Fiancee: "Do you know if Jeff Tweedy is still in Wilco?"
Bob: "Ummm, no idea really."
COF: "Then what good are you, Bob? What earthly good?"
B: "Not much at all, really."
COF: "That's not true-- I hear you're pretty good at ranting about Reagan."

There seems to have been some misunderstanding however:

I have come not to celebrate Reagan's death, but to mourn his life.
- posted by Bob @ 2:52 AM